NaruTard ka kung...

You know you're addicted to Naruto when...

~you begin to shout 'Dattebayo'! After every/every other sentance.


~you and your two besties go canoeing while wearing your leaf headbands.

~you go to McDonalds and start calling ronald orochimaru cuz he likes little kids
-Satou-chan

~you start thinking your pets remind you of Akatsuki members.

~you and your best friends agree to rename your anime club 'Narutards', and the uniform is a ninja headband.

~you think every dude with glasses looks like Kabuto.

~you compare your family members to people in Naruto.

~nobody knows what you're talking about because all you talk about is how cute Deidara is. >.>

~you dress up as haku and start throwing chopsticks at people

~your entire Christmas lists consistes of Naruto merchandise.

~you go to game crazy and throw a fit cuz they're out of naruto games

~your Naruto folder on your computer is the biggest folder, even bigger than anything school...

~you and your two besties go to the beach and talk about Naruto.

~you and your two besties go canoeing and talk about Naruto.

~your cell phone ringtone is a Naruto theme song/end song.

~your cell phone backround is a Naruto icon/picture.

~you seem to have a crush on almost every guy on the show

~you have to do double takes on the street 'cuz you thought you saw Naruto walk by.

~you start having dreams bout the show (in japanese even!!!)

~you and your best friends have already decided who you're going as for Halloween, three months in advance(Gaara, Deidara, and Ino)

~your siggy is:
Shikamaru
text
"When the going gets tough, complain about how troublesome life is."

~you can sing 'Go!' without the lyrics.

~you can sing ANY Naruto song without lyrics

~you can sing the translation of any Naruto song without lyrics

~you've begun to choreograph Naruto songs

~you can quote any character from Naruto on demand

~you quote any character from Naruto anyway

~you own every single Naruto manga or anything Naruto related ever made

~your MP3 player consists of only Naruto theme, end, and movie theme songs

~you can only get to sleep with Naruto songs

~you freak out when you lose on any Naruto game

~you can do almost every hand sign without a list

~you CAN do every hand sign without a list

~you've memorized the sequence for most, if not all, jutsus

~you know the Japanese AND English name for every jutsu

~you've given up on real world boys/girls and are in love with every or almost every boy/girl on the show

~you can style your hair like almost any Naruto character (including boys if you're a girl, and girls if you're a boy)

~you've worn a Naruto hair style in public

~you've worn your headband in public

~you rarely miss an episode of Naruto when it premiers (or the day it's up on Veoh or YouTube)

~you haven't seen your floor in weeks or months because your fanfics and fan art are covering it

~you can use a quote/instance from Naruto in any situation

~Shonen Jump is the only magazine you read

~you watch Shippuden AND the English dub and can remember what's happening in both

~your love interest is not a boy you know-- In fact, it's a Naruto character

~you use 'sensei' after any sensei's names out of habit

~you have a set of next generation characters for all your favorite pairings, and even have characters for pairingless characters

~you can have a heated debate about which pairing is best-- KibaHina, NaruHina, NaruSaku, SasuSaku, or NaruSasu

~you consistantly point out the 'uke' in 'Sasuke' (foo-chan..!)

~your favorite hobby is making fun of Sasuke (foo-chan, you need a hobby... or more Deidei-kun fanart)

~Deidara's name is no longer Deidara- it's Deidei-kun

haha not even one... hahaha

most of them are applicable for girls.. hmmmm may kilala lang ako na ganyan kung minsan...

pipe wrote:

~you can style your hair like almost any Naruto character (including boys if you're a girl, and girls if you're a boy)

si M*rcus my friend ginaya yung hairstyle ni Hinata haha

pipe wrote:

~your cell phone ringtone is a Naruto theme song/end song.

~your cell phone backround is a Naruto icon/picture.

eto may kaklase ako sa Mapúa haha

meron nga aqng nakita gayanggaya mga tattoo ni Gaara. LOL!

niyak!! ganoon kayo kaadik doon??..

oo mga adik un.
dami din dito mga gumagaya sa naruto

di na sila makuntento sa panonood

uu naman. Dapat maging neutral fan ka lang. Wag kang maging overly obsessed! nyahaha! Tulad ng Twilight na yan. SUs! kadaming TwiTard ngayon!

A true narutard is not someone who dresses like naruto
and asks another guy, who is dressed like sasuke, to
do the "let's kiss and make up" thing which is really gross by the way.

And I don't think it is right to describe a true narutard
an addict or obsessed.It is only right to describe them
as "passionate".

Trust me.I know what I'm talking about.

are you always like that in other forum sites na registered ka..

it's like you're too serious to talk about things na to others e for fun..

hmmmm..

uhmmm...
I'm not really that serious.
It's just that, I am a narutard.

ah.. so pinagtatanggol mo lang ang mga narutard na sinasabihan nila ng addict at obsess para sa mas positive na word na "passion" nila 'yon..

hmmm.. ok..

eh teka nga.. magtagalog ka nga kahit saglit lang.. parang napaka-formal ng english.. hehe..

your more like a narutarded?


try to have fun in your freakishly boring and serious life.
gusto mo englishan? hoho. nakaka daringungu yan.
mahirap mabinat, lalao na pag di sanay


@topic
ako manuod na lang kayo ng hero.
bumalik na shippuuden eh.

hahaha


I got you fourstroke.,
of course I knew your post was a joke
I replied obnoxiously to see how'd you react
"f*ckin feet"
watch your mouth big guy
hahaha...

you really thought I didn't know your post is a joke
now that's poor logic hahaha...

by the way, I used "L" as my username not because
we are equally smart

I apologize if I went too far.

jlynrd13 wrote:

dami pang naiinlab kay 'Sasuke' ewan ko ba kung bakit... e andito naman ako, di hamak naman na mas gwapo ako kay sasuke at totoong totoo ako hahaha kaso wala akong mga ninja powers at wala ding Sharingan.... Pero meron naman akong tunay na puso bwahahahaha at higit sa lahat, di ako Narutard hahaha

--dati, crush na crush ko yang
si sasuke nuong nanunuod pa ako ng naruto.

"L" at list you know that i'm a Big guy.

i know if one can't take a joke.
i know if one made a decision on how to react
on a certain opinion.(either obnoxious as you said or not )

di ko inubos ang oras ko para hndi malaman kung
ang reaction ng tao ay totoo o hindi.

base from what you said on your earlier posts.
alam ko, na nagalit ka sa sinabi ko.
i'm sorry BOY. but i know when someone goes toooo far.
na reach ko ang end kurdon mo(pasensya mo).
kaya ganun reaction mo.

learning p********** really pays. hoho

don't play with my logic.
i can read between lines, i can observe as much as Light Yagami can(di ko mareach ang intellectual capacity ni L, his to good)

@pipe
nice. hehe. salamat sa pag define ng Narutarded.!

@JL
kj talaga. hehe. pero salamat sa pag end. nice Job MOD
(three star. tatak ko sa kamay mo :lol.!

@topic
weeee.! nasa konoha na si naruto sa Shippuuden on
Hero TV.!

uhmm...
I think you misspelled
it's "at least"
haha...
you know what fourstroke
you don't really know me
trust me, ndi ako nagalit sa post mo
I got a lot of people fooled with my reactions
I got a whole class to prove it

and...
i think you didn't watch deathnote carefully
L was killed by yagami light
that proves light outclassed L
you said you can observe things as much as Light can
so why can't you "reach" L's intellectual capacity?

and...
of course I know you're a big guy
with the way you react I'm pretty sure
I'm a lot younger than you are
actually I'm not even 16 yet



sa abs-cbn na lang kayo manood ng shippuuden
sa episode 40+ na dun
sa hero kase ulit n nmn


I just don't get it
why do people consider naruto fans as "retarded" people?
if that's the way you people see it
then I'm not a narutard anymore
naruto fan na lng
hahaha....

haha.. fourstroke talaga.. lagi na lang nakokorek sa spelling..

@melay
di ka na nasanay. alam mo naman ako sa spelling
ko sa mga post. diba pinagtripan ako ni
pipe sa spelling ko? kaw met

@"L"
kid. TRY to read my previous postss.
TRY lang. tapos check mo mga spelling ko.
tignan mo din grammar ko. i'm sure, you'll find
errors

@pipe
may you kindly please. explain to "L"
kung bakit ganun spelling ko..
(Correct mo grammar ko)

@"L" again
TRY to watch DeathNote again. TRY mo lang.
haha. anong episode ka na ba??

LIGHT did not. i repeat, light did not outclassed
or outwitted L. ok?
have you watch Death Note the movie (by Japan)?
or kahit ung slight complete series nung deathnote on anime. tapos TRY to see kung napatay nga ni LIGHT si L
haha..

you know why L died?
technically he committed suicide.. he wrote his
own name on the book. para itry kung totoo ung **day rule.
(Base on the Japanese Movie Deathnote)

iba nanamn sa Anime

gawa k thread s deathnote

@topic
shippuuden on abs won't fit college schedules
shippuuden on hero has replays at night, tama lang para sa mga busy.