BANAT na malulupit.!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Fri May 15, 2009 9:04 am

nakasakay sa jeep..

boy: miss, bayad ka na? (referring to jeepney fare..)
girl: oo, ba..(hindi pa natapos magsalita, hirit na agad ng..)
boy: hindi nababayaran ang pag-ibig!

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girl, sitting beside an empty chair..

boy: miss, bakante? (referring to the chair..)
girl: yup.
boy: buti naman, wala pang laman ang puso mo,
sana'y mapunuan ko ito..

another version.

boy: miss, may kasama ka?
girl: wala
boy: gusto ko sanang makasama ka habang ako'y nabubuhay.. afro

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Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Fri May 15, 2009 10:58 pm

wow. maria. bumabanat.! haha

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Fri May 15, 2009 11:00 pm

boy to girl na may eeksenang bading!

BOY: alam mo para kang chicharon.

GIRL: bakit naman?

BOY: ansarap mo kasing papakin eh.

(eksena ng bading)

BADING: ako ba parang chicharon?!

BOY:oo,nakakahighblood ka!

wahahaha...

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sat May 16, 2009 1:11 am

eto sa akin:

Boy: ikaw wag ka ngang lakwatsera,.!

Girl: bakit nanaman?!?!

Boy: pati kasi sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.!
Razz

TIP: gamitin niyo yan. sigurado kikiligin pagsasabihan niyo. puwera biro.
lalo na pag nag aaway kayo

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sat May 16, 2009 7:53 am

salamat fourstroke..hehehe What a Face

eto banat ko for the day Very Happy

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"You are a field in my class. You will always be protected."

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"Are you an exception? Let me catch you."

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"You are my increment operator. You make my value increase."

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"I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you."

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"You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null)."

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"If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you."

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"Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you."

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"We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other."

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"public class YourWorld extends MyWorld"

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hahahaha lol!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sat May 16, 2009 12:37 pm

Aba.. Ingles!

Eto mga classics! bwahaha! Narinig niyo na siguro to.

Your Like SM, coz you got it all for me!

Your like a cigarette vendor, you always give me Hope!

We're like in Flinstones, coz you make my Bedrock.

bwahahahahaha!

Eto pa...

Pwede tayo na lang?

Nakakasawa kasing umupo.

Nyheh!!!!! *corniness*

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sat May 16, 2009 6:20 pm

eto dahil nasa forums na din lang tayo....

medyo korni lang kaya pagpasensyahan niyo na...

"Mukha ba akong forums?!

palagi ka kasing spam ng spam sa isipan ko e..."

nyaaah

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sat May 16, 2009 11:04 pm

JL dapat pinalitan mo.
dapat ganito

"Forum ka ba? kasi spam ka sa isip ko eh."

pero parang ang sama tignan.haha

eto banat ko ngayon:

"alam mo, minamalat na puso ko(paos na puso ko),
kasi laging sinisigaw pangalan mo eh"

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sun May 17, 2009 4:16 pm

...

sana camera na lang ako para sa twing titingin ako sa'yo lagi mo akong ngingitian..

nyaaaaaah!!!

i'm moving on.. at least ngayon umpisahan ko na.. waaaaaaahhh!!

ang banat..

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sun May 17, 2009 4:38 pm

pawis ka ba?!

kasi anlagkit ng kapit mo sa 'kin!

uhg, sucks much!

isa pa...

school seal ka ba?!

kasi anlapit mo sa puso ko eh!

ugh... I'm not good at this...

last try!

Pera ka ba?!

bakit?!

andali mo kasing nawala sa 'kin eh! [sobsob]

I give up! Suspect

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sun May 17, 2009 5:05 pm

girl: baril ka ba?

boy: alam ko na yan,, kasi natamaan ka sa'kin?

girl: hindi no.. ang kapal m naman

... ang lakas kasi ng putok mo...

...mapanlait! haha! affraid

banat!!!

..bakit mo pa kakailanganin ng relo...

kung handa naman akong ibigay lahat ng oras ko sa'yo...

isa pa...

=)

..aanhin pa ang kagwapuhan ng isang lalaki

kung hindi naman ako ang girlfriend???!!

lol!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sun May 17, 2009 5:41 pm

melay.
mapanlait.!

wala pa akong maisip na banat.

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sun May 17, 2009 6:52 pm

Please avoid double posting Melay. thanks.

Tobz, ayus yun ah. sariling banat. related din sa SLS. hehe. isip ka pa!

banat ko for today.

Pwedeng McDo na lang tawag ko sa iyo?

Kasi masyadong obvious kung 'love ko to eh' ...wee!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Sun May 17, 2009 11:23 pm

eto:

sabi nila. habulin daw ang happiness.

pano ba yan?

hahabulin mo ako. lol!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 3:59 am

sabi nila disneyland daw ang happiest place on earth

sabi ko naman

try mo sa piling ko
baka magbago sip mo

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 3:32 pm

Eto pa!

I'm Single!

Would you like to be my Sidecar???

bwahaha!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 6:10 pm

eto.

Boy: bingi ka na ba?

Girl: bkit?

Boy: kasi ikaw ang sigaw ng puso ko. Embarassed

UuuYYyyyyy...! cheesy.!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 9:12 pm

eto..

aanhin pa ang gravity?

-kung kusa akong nahuhulog sayo!hahaha lol!

eto pa isa..

are you a cigarette vendor?

-because you give me HOPE and MORE:)

hahaha
lol!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 9:47 pm

Mag empake ka!!... Pupunta tayo sa Home for the Aged.. Importante lang....
* * * Kasi, I wanna grow old with you..

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 9:55 pm

eto

-Can you recommend a good bank where i can make a deposit?...

-cause im planning to save all my love for you

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 10:04 pm

Quote :: -cause im planning to save all my love for you

kanta yan di ba?

..

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 10:17 pm

Excuse me... Surgeon ka ba? ...
* * * Ikaw lang kasi nakapagpa-bukas ng puso ko eh... I love you

Please help the homeless....
* * * Take me home with you!

Para kang EDSA...
I can't move on!

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 10:40 pm

may pupuntahan ka ba?...

magpapasama sana ako sayo sa psychiatrist ko...

sabi niya kasi...

'idala ko daw dun ang KINABABALIWAN ko...'

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girl: tikman mo tong cake, masarap to, gawa ng nanay ko...

boy: ikaw na lang tikman ko tutal gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo..
lol!

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may batang lumapit sa'kin.. sabi niya..

bata: ate gusto mo ng payong?

nagtaka ako dahil hindi naman mainit, di rin umuulan,,,, ngunit sabi niya..

bata: inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan e...

Razz

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Mon May 18, 2009 11:02 pm

I'm back hehe... lol!

palitan ba naman password ko

I'm not logged for too long though
I'm quite busy.

fourstroke., saka ko na lang sasagutin yung post mo

banat na malupet:

"alam mo parang kambal tayo,
kase tuwing masasaktan ang puso mo nasasaktan din puso ko eh".

Just one post for now.

Subject: Re: BANAT na malulupit.! Tue May 19, 2009 9:31 am

kung cactus ka man..

handa akong masaktan..mayakap ka lang!hahaha lol!